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12th, 13th, 14th August : The Secret Garden : A Chorley Youth Theatre Production

Chorley Youth Theatre and Chorley Council present: The Secret Garden
Tickets : £5.00
Malcolm's Musicland 01257 264362
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10th - 18th September : NOISES OFF : A CADOS production
Friday 10th - Saturday 18th September - 7.30pm
CADOS Presents: NOISES OFF
Written by Michael Frayn
Directed by Barbara Wilcox
CADOS present a comedy that has been called the "Funniest Play Of All Time".
A theatre company are putting on a low rent farce and this clever comedy takes you backstage as they deal with the dramas of life on tour. Fast paced and snappy this show will keep you on your toes and laughing all night.
From the Barbara Wilcox the Director of 'Allo Allo' 'Run For Your Wife' and 'Stones In His Pockets'
Tickets Available online now.
Monday and Tuesday : £5.00
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday : £8.00
CADOS Presents: NOISES OFF
Written by Michael Frayn
Directed by Barbara Wilcox
CADOS present a comedy that has been called the "Funniest Play Of All Time".
A theatre company are putting on a low rent farce and this clever comedy takes you backstage as they deal with the dramas of life on tour. Fast paced and snappy this show will keep you on your toes and laughing all night.
From the Barbara Wilcox the Director of 'Allo Allo' 'Run For Your Wife' and 'Stones In His Pockets'
Tickets Available online now.
Monday and Tuesday : £5.00
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday : £8.00
23rd September : Stephen Frost's Impro All-Stars

Stephen Frost's Impro All-Stars
The stars of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Live on stage.
Join TV and Comedy Store regulars Stephen Frost, Andy Smart, Steve Steen & Richard Vranch (plus a special guest) for a night of comedy sketches and songs created on-the-spot from audience suggestions.
(Over 13's only)
Unreserved Seating. Doors open 7pm. Concession tickets can be purchased from Malcolm's Musicland 01257 264362
Tickets: £17.00 (Concessions: £15)
Malcolm's Musicland 01257 264362
or Purchase Online
3rd October 2010 : The Swing Commanders

The Swing Commanders
Following highly successful tours in Texas, France, Holland, Belgium and Spain over the past three years, radio, television and recording artists, The Swing Commanders, return to the Little Theatre on Sunday 3 October.
This hugely talented, high-energy Lancashire band has wowed listeners and dancers alike through its unique presentation of some of the finest music from the 30s, 40s and 50s, with its array of six specialist musicians, five solo voices and as for instruments – well we will leave you to count for yourself! Here is an opportunity to see why sold out notices and standing ovations are regular features of performances by these international artistes, who have established a reputation as Europe’s top Western Swing band in theatres, festivals and dance halls.
So, let them take you back in time for a special evening of Swing classics with a champagne sparkle. They really are the cats with the cream of Forties classics, so just sit back and sample the sweet Swing sensation that is - The Swing Commanders! www.swingcommanders.com
Tickets £10.00
Available online now
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7th October : Chris Addison

Chris Addison
Fresh from the latest critically acclaimed series of The Thick Of It and Oscar-nominated film In The Loop, Chris Addison returns to the stand up that made his name and promises his trademark mix of daftness, whimsy, jokes, lies, smartarsery, and flapping about.
Chris says: “I’m really excited to be going back out on the road. I’ve got a packet of Werther’s Originals in the glovebox, a voucher for 20p off any non-meat Ginsters product purchased at Welcome Break service stations before the end of October, a flask of Bovril and a whole bunch of new jokes and stories. Now if I can just work out how to get this Sat Nav to stop giving instructions in Danish I’ll be all set.”
As well as The Thick Of It, CHRIS is familiar to TV audiences from his appearances on shows like Live at the Apollo (BBC ONE), Have I Got News For You (BBC ONE) and Mock The Week (BBC TWO).
What the press has said about Chris Addison:
“He’s brilliant. No question.”
Dominic Maxwell, The Times
“Downright hilarious. His stories reduced a packed
crowd to tears of helpless laughter.”
Stephen Armstrong, The Sunday Times
“Superlative, intelligent comedy.”
Mark Monahan, The Daily Telegraph
“A fantastic show. Flawless.”
Julian Hall, The Independent
Tickets: £16.00
Malcolm's Musicland 01257 264362
or Purchase Online
18th - 23rd October : BREEZEBLOCK PARK : A CADOS production
Monday 18th - Saturday 23rd October- 7.30pm
CADOS Presents: BREEZEBLOCK PARK
Written by Willy Russell
Directed by Irene Kearney
Set on a Liverpool Housing Estate, this is the touching and thoughtful comedy about a close knit family gathering for Christmas. As the drinks flow, feathers fly. As the gifts come out, secrets are unwrapped and a family members news threatens to unravel the family.
Tickets Available Soon.
Monday and Tuesday : £5.00
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday : £8.00
CADOS Presents: BREEZEBLOCK PARK
Written by Willy Russell
Directed by Irene Kearney
Set on a Liverpool Housing Estate, this is the touching and thoughtful comedy about a close knit family gathering for Christmas. As the drinks flow, feathers fly. As the gifts come out, secrets are unwrapped and a family members news threatens to unravel the family.
Tickets Available Soon.
Monday and Tuesday : £5.00
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday : £8.00
28th October : Wolfman Investigations - The Curse Of The Manic Museum

WOLFMAN INVESTIGATIONS:
THE CURSE OF THE MANIC MUSEUM
Tickets £5.00
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6th November : Lee Nelsons Well Good Tour

Lee Nelsons Well Good Tour
If u is reading this then u is an idiot coz u don’t have to!
If u is still reading this my name is Lee Nelson and I’m a massive legend. I live in London and I done a TV show on BBC called Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show.
Over 500 million people watched it and it was such a success that I banged 62 birds. Since then I’ve been doin some relaxing and going out.
If u didn’t see the series then I’m sure someone from China will sell u a copy.
Now I’m travellin around the UK doin live shows in places I ain’t never heard of.
It’s full of stuff that was too funny for TV and it’s for people out of London who don’t have TVs.
My best mate Omelette (he done the BBC show with me) was going to be travellin with me but he couldn’t make it coz he was too fat to get on the train.
What a legend.
‘Genius’ The Independent On Sunday
‘Real Star Quality’ The Times
‘As comic inventions go South London council estate geezer Lee Nelson is up with the best ‘The Daily Telegraph’
www.leenelson.com
Tickets : £12.50
Available online now
18th November : Dan Antopolski - Turn Of The Century

Dan Antopolski - Turn Of The Century
Who’s the comic with an ear for dialogue and a bod for sin? Triple Perrier Award Nominee, veteran Fringe sell-out and Winner of the 2009 Dave Award for Funniest Joke of the Fringe Dan Antopolski presents his seventh solo stand-up show. Jokes? Yes sir. Raps? Almost certainly. Fun? You bet your mum it will be fun.
***** List ***** Herald ***** londonisfunny.com.
"Spectacular displays of verbal pyrotechnics” Observer 2009.
“One of the funniest and hardest-working comedians out there… Some of the best gags I've heard" **** Scotsman 2009
www.danantopolski.com
Tickets £12.00 (£10.00 Concessions)
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21st November 2010 : The Upbeat Beatles

The Upbeat Beatles
Since their formation in 1997, The Upbeat Beatles are considered to be The Premier Beatle tribute band. All the Beatles greatest hits are performed by 4 professional musicians, with no tricks. no backing tracks, and authentic equipment to recreate The Beatles sound. Great powerhouse vocals, close harmonies, a dedication to their craft that will give you a night to remember.
So expect a night packed with audience participation, they’ll have you rolling as well as rocking in the aisles - the nearest you get to the real thing.
Tickets £10.00
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Available soon from Malcolm's Musicland
28th November 2010 : The Houghton Weavers
Sunday 28th November 2010 - 7:30pm
The Houghton Weavers - Christmas Show
The Folk Favourites return to Chorley with an extra-special show to get you in a Festive mood for Christmas
Tickets £12.00
Available online now
Available soon from Malcolm's Musicland
The Houghton Weavers - Christmas Show
The Folk Favourites return to Chorley with an extra-special show to get you in a Festive mood for Christmas
Tickets £12.00
Available online now
Available soon from Malcolm's Musicland
11th March 2011 :Richard Herring: Christ On A Bike - The Second Coming

Richard Herring :
Christ On A Bike - The Second Coming
“Jesus was cool, it's just all the people who follow him who are such idiots. He's like the Fonz in that respect.”
Hitler Moustache star and avowed atheist resurrects and revamps his first and favourite solo show, exploring his strange obsession and affinity with the Messiah.
“I’m not saying I am Jesus…. that is for other people to say.”
Asking all the great theological questions like “Why did Jesus always call Simon “Peter”? Is it like the way Trigger always calling Rodney “Dave”?”
“Hilarious. Makes the bible something of a comedy classic” - The Guardian
“The best comic of his generation” - GQ
www.richardherring.com
Tickets: £15.00 - Available online now